Funniest of the world unite

Me first!

And the surgeon general says...

Diversionary tactic

Words of wisdom

A fortune to remember

Stay off the course..or else...

Not my job

Desperate for a ticket of the World Cup

Best t-shirt design

Timotei ad

Fridge magnet

Queen of the blondes

Cats cats Cats!

Spelling Error

Should be : 2nd Floor

Translation : Your Beverage Price. Every drink. Canned, bottled, tea, coffee, Nescafe, iced, sweet, unsweetened, big, small, delicious, not delicious RM1.80 except illegal drinks (alcohol) RM7.00.

I say : That 's about covered it all hehe

Translation : mautan:maut means death; pantang could mean taboo

Should be : Awas, Muatan Panjang (Long Load)

Should be : Anda hanya hidup sekali sahaja, jadi berhati-hatilah (We only live once, so be careful)

I say : This could be written by a Non-Malaysian haha

Should be : Kempen Derma Darah (Blood Donation Campaign)

It's written : Kempen Derma Dadah (Drug Donation Campaign)

Should be : Honda

Translation : Tranny massage (Mak Nyah in Malay is a tranny. Maybe it's the woman's name, but co-incidently, it has got a double meaning. haha)

Should be : mengandungi babi (contains pork)

It's written : mengandung babi (pregnant with pig)

If I'm not mistaken, pijat is a bug. Hm, I think it should have been tukang picit (massager)

Translation : Entry by door.

I say : Duh! Any other entry besides the door? Window entry maybe ?;p

the birth of a New Island

A yacht was travelling in the south Pacific when the crew came across a weird sight. Look at these photos and try to imagine the thrill of experiencing this phenomenon.

A beach? In the middle of the vast ocean?

Well, No..This is not a beach.

it is volcanic stones floating on the water.

WHERE IS THE VOLCANO? U ask?

UNBELIEVEABLE SIGHT, SO THEY TOOK PICTURES OF IT. OTHERWISE, NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE IT

THE WAKE OF THE SHIP

STAYED ON THE EDGE OF THE WATER

Then this was spotted..ash and steam rising from the ocean..

And, while THEY were watching...

A plume of black ash...HUGE CLOUD. COVERING RED EVEN THIS FAR AWAY

THEN THE SKY TURNS BLACK WITH ASHAND THE OCEAN GOLD WITH SUNS REFLECTION

OUT OF THE OCEAN MOUNTAIN PEAKS ARISE?

MORE ERUPTIONS ASH AND CLOUDS

THE MOUNTAIN PEAKS RISE HIGHER WITHIN MINUTES

And a brand new island formed...

CREATION OF MOUNTAINS

Can you imagine the thrill of being the first & only people to see a new island being created where there was nothing before?

But they were lucky they weren't in the middle of it when that happened. Otherwise, they wouldn't be living to tell the tale :)

Awesome.

Cute and Funny Animals Part 3