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Gruesome Addiction to Beauty Injection

Her name is Han Mi Ok, a Korean celebrity who became known as 'Fan Lady' after her disastrous cosmetic surgery. She underwent 15 reconstructive surgery to overhaul her 'I-don't-think-it-can-be-fix' plastic surgery damage. She apparently became obsessed addicted to plastic surgery and couldn't get enough of the 'faux-fect face' ( I made the word up) so she went to quacks just to indulge herself. She even personally performed a facial injection at home. The result…. well you can see it.

She used to look like this before the cosmetic surgery disaster:



And this is how she looks now after the overhaul:





On the photos above, Han Mi Ok was at the shooting of of 500th episode of Shocking Stories of the World.

Her courage to display her damaged face in public and let people see how ungodly it is to distort ones appearance is greatly admired. I am not totally against plastic surgery but I am also not for it.

She should serve as a lesson to anyone who dreamed of having a 'faux-fect face'. Think twice before you get cut up and think thrice before you inject yourself with human byproducts.

Sex Education-PCK Style

Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
.........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?


Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?


Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ............................you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah......Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!" also ah!!! pass it 2 ur fren.....& let them laugh out loud....

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(answer) The $1 didn't go anywhere.....

its easy lah, just think about it. its only a trick of mind and i will tell u the answer here.

He borrowed $100 and he bought the shoes by $ 97 so:

97/2 = $ 48.5 for each of them plus he gave them $1 each after that, then the total with each one of them (the two who gave him the money) $49.5
then $49.5 + $49.5 = $99, and he kept $1 for himself, then the total will be $100.

just took me 1 min to solve it, hahaha.

(quiz) Where's the $1 gone??

Please answer this,

Ah Meng wants to buy a pair of shoes, but he doesn’t have any $$. So he borrowed $50 from Lily and $50 from Lulu. Then, he went to buy a pair of shoes costing $97.

He got the change back and paid back to Lily and Lulu each $1, and kept the balance $1 for his own. Now, he owe Lily and Lulu each $49, rite?

Ok, here's the question:
Ah Meng borrowed a total of $100, now balance is $49 from each girl to become a total of $98, add in his $1 balance, and he only got $99, so where is another $1???

Answer? tomorrow okay?
:D

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